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No this is not a suggestion you need a satnav :o)

When you have a first date what would be the biggest turn offs and the immediate signal to go to the loo and do a moonlight out of a rear window?

Heres a few to think about:

Hairy Nostrils

Sandals with uncut toenails

BO

Arrives smelling of drink

Arrives smelling of tobacco

Too much aftershave

Bad breath

Talks too much

Talks too little

Bragging about success

Talking constantly about ex/ex's

bragging about conquests

Im guilty of all the above so guess thats it Ive blown it on here.....lol

Doesnt seem but a blink of an eye since Millenium Eve and all the huge celebrations. I was on the embankment in London with about another million people. Never seen anything like it and never will again as dont think I'll make the year 3000 unless theres a miraculous break through in medicine in the next 20 years :o))

Anyway this is just to wish you all a wonderful and safe evening and a very special 2009 and hope all your wishes come true and you find that soulmate you are looking for.

take care xxx

'Tis the night before Christmas
All over the house
Books are all stacked
No room for a mouse
The presents aren't wrapped
They aren't even bought
The goose isn't cooked
And the 'flu I have caught
So Christmas, for me
Is just a dead loss
Im off to the pub
And don't give a t...

Well.... all the pressies are wrapped and all the customers orders despatched so its now time to chill out!

Seeing two of my kids and their partners tonight instead of tomorrow. Thats the trouble when they grow up they have partners family to consider as well and divorce also makes christmas a bit messy. Will just have to have several days of being silly instead....lol

Hope you all have a good one!

M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S X X X

Well........ having just got a christmas card from my postie (wonder what his motives are..lol) I thought I'd take this opportunity to wish everyone on this site a wonderful christmas and prosperous and lucky New Year.

Last minute panic is setting in with christmas orders here. Running an online business in books and media means that christmas is a busy time although some orders do seem a bit weird. Not quite sure why this lady is buying her hubby a book on goat husbandry but it takes all sorts :o))

Finally, I hope that you all find what you are looking for in a partner in the coming weeks. In my case its a millionairess with a strong passion for football who owns a pub....... oh..... not forgetting the nymphomaniac bit...lol