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Dropped the folks off at Bham International this morning, a few tears from mother and sis but us men being quite stoical remained strong!

An eye opening afternoon with the sis, found out she smoked and had a hankering for KFC, well, that's dinner sorted then! Went food shopping with her, £45's worth of vino (mostly) and nibbles.

Spent the afternoon supping said vino and nibbling on olives, crusty bread, humous and sun dried tomatoes. A good day methinks.

Quick mention to a couple of ladies, you know who you are. One I shall cherish as a good friend and she deserves all the happiness in the world as she is a top nutter chick in my book! And the other I shall look forward to seeing soon, the vino is on NJ so all good methinks. Take care of the pip and all will be good hun xx

Well now, what a weekend indeed. Was an absolute joy to have met you all and i have to say that a nicer bunch of people I could not have wished for. A great advert for the site and proof if ever needed that lasting friendships have been made :O) Looking forward to seeing the photo's, did anyone get a picture of the leaning xmas tree ?

For those of you that could not make it this time, i do hope you'll be able to come to the next ukdating shindig, everyone in attendance was just down right lovely :O) Hemerson is as it says on the tin, a top beanie man! TallGuy is indeed very tall (and very much ALL MAN! hehe), Tungsten is as much a mover and a shaker as he is a wordsmith, Alpha can strut with the best of them, Niceguy4U - that whiskey was a bad idea!

And as for the ladies.........my goodness. A special mention has to go the good lady apple. Between being party planner, breaker of the four poster and spiller of wines......you made my weekend, and the dress was simply fabulous, thanks hun xx Much thanks has to go to Sue and NJ - the boobie sandwich will go with me to the grave! Still shocked that Jo actually a 'half'. Sue, you're a wonderful woman, remember that and also that you made many many friends this weekend. Great to have met the much travelled Georide Gals, you bought much laughter and merriment with you. Lou, great to have met you, thanks for the dance :O) Honey, no more 'cokes' please! Dee, the dress was lovely and lovely it was to have met you. Inchhigh, I shall dance with you again, but only if you promise to stop hitting me!!

So many good times, will not get started on the lift fiasco!! Although i will say that myself & apple made a lot of use of that life the day before.......Looking forward to the next time, stay good you crazy party people :)

Hi all,

Well it's been a rather good week, I must say.

Started new job and all seems to be going ok, although maybe thats because i'm still 'the new guy' ??

Became an uncle again yesterday :O) My brother and his wife have had another baby girl, nearly an 8 pounder! by the name of Anaya Mae. Looking forward to getting over to see them all again in March, I hope!

And then there's the party...........yes, a good week methinks. See you at the bar :O)

Just what is going on ?? Seems the good people of ukdating are all coming down with something. I only got rid of the flu 2 weeks ago and yet here it is, beating down my immune system once again. And don't even get me started on Apple's Conjunctivitis!!

Wonder just how many people will actually be there come saturday.

Any remedies out there for flu ? (stop it Lou!!! lol)

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Pic in honour of the Coven, have to keep them sweet fellas, last thing you need is turning into a toad!