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A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly..... He in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying:

'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own f ...ing blanket.'

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End

Yippee snow !!!!!!

What else can I say.............

Its a new day in a new year. For those of you with hangovers I hope they aren't too bad.

Despite the freezing cold I am off to see Old Harry and the Purbecks.

Wishing everybody a good 2009. Fully enjoy the pleasures of ushering in 2009 without worrying about what you should have done.

If you plan a quiet evening at home, give yourself the space to dream about the changes that you'd like to see over the next year. There's no reason to hold back your vision; you can travel anywhere you wish in your mind.

Steve xx

Today had been ruined and I am rather fed up and pi##ed off as a result.

Local motorcycle club had organised a very nice ride today around Glos, Oxfordshire and Wilts. The weather although cloudy was mild and I thought it would be a great day to go out - now that I had finished all the Xmas shopping etc.

Arrived at the venue, a pub, for coffee and bacon butties, 16 people turned up so thought this going to be a good day. Went to leave and the motorbike would start, absolutely zilch, nothing but a cough and a splutter. Nobody could get it going.

Had no choice but watch as everybody went on their merry way whilst I was calling the Recovery Service, they were every prompt and good and managed to get me home and or so later.

Had to spend half the day draining and cleaning the fuel tank. It would appear the stuff I filled up with in morning had been contaminated. - urrrrrrgh

Managed to get it sorted and running and did manage a short ride but nothing like the 175 miles of beautiful countryside that had been planned.

Not a good day.